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Freddie: I should fucking kill you.
Naomi: You scared the shit out of us, you prick.
Cook: It wasn’t me! There were psychos in the woods with a gun. I saw them nick your stuff so they started shooting. They’re fucking mental.
Katie: Shut up. Joke’s over.
Emily: You bloody scared us you stupid fucking tosser!
Cook: Alright, calm down. I took your sodding knapsacks, children. They’re just poachers, you daft wankers.
Emily: Poachers?
Cook: After rabbits and shit. Not you. I was just tryn’a freak you out.
Freddie: Why?
Cook: ‘Cause I thought it’d be funny, and it totally was. ‘Ooh turn off the lights! Ooh we’re gonna die!’
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