Freddie: I should fucking kill you.
Naomi: You scared the shit out of us, you prick.
Cook: It wasn’t me! There were psychos in the woods with a gun. I saw them nick your stuff so they started shooting. They’re fucking mental.
Katie: Shut up. Joke’s over.
Emily: You bloody scared us you stupid fucking tosser!
Cook: Alright, calm down. I took your sodding knapsacks, children. They’re just poachers, you daft wankers.
Emily: Poachers?
Cook: After rabbits and shit. Not you. I was just tryn’a freak you out.
Freddie: Why?
Cook: ‘Cause I thought it’d be funny, and it totally was. ‘Ooh turn off the lights! Ooh we’re gonna die!’
Katie: Oh Christ, is he coming over?
Emily: No. He’s not that stupid. [Freddie and JJ walk towards them] Oh, fuck.
Freddie: Hi Katie.
Katie: What do you want?
Freddie: Nothing, I just wanted to see how you are.
Katie: Oh, now you want to see how I am. Thanks, that’s well compassionate. Cheers.
JJ: Hi Emily.
Emily: Hi.
Freddie: I didn’t know what to say. I fucked up.
Katie: No, Freddie. You fucked Effy. When you were meant to be fucking me. Oh yeah, after she hit me with a rock.
Freddie: Right. Yeah.

